Thursday, January 15, 2009

You know you are from Louisiana




I got this email from a friend this morning and I hope it brings laughter to those who don't live in Louisiana. Would love to see if you have any sayings about your state.


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You know you're from Louisiana when...
-Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside, even in December.


-You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras beads


-You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras.


-You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils.


-Your ancestors are buried above the ground .


-You drink Community Coffee, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about. (YEAH!!!)


-You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco.


-Every once in a while, you have waterfront property .


-You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, 'Don't eat the dead ones,' and you know what he means.


-You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday.


-You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads.


-Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads .


-You believe that purple, green , and gold look good together.


-Your last name isn't pronounced the way it's spelled.


-You know what a nutria is but you still pick it to represent your baseball team. -Your town is low on the education chart, high on the obesity chart and you don't care because you're No. 1 on the party chart.


-Your house payment is less than your utility bill.


-You know that Tchoupitoulas is a street and not a disease.


-Your grandparents are called 'Maw-Maw' and 'Paw-Paw.'


-Your Santa Claus rides an alligator


and your favorite Saint is a football player.
-You cringe every time you hear an actor with a Southern or Cajun accent in a 'New Orleans-based' movie or TV show.


-You have to reset your clocks after every thunderstorm.


-You're walking in the French Quarter with a plastic cup of beer.


-When it starts to rain, you cover your beer instead of your head.


-You've eaten at one or more of these restaurants, AND know how to pronounce them: Prejeans, Tu Jac 's, Gallatoire's, Ralph & Kacoo's, Brunet's, or Mulatte's.


-You eat dinner out and spend the entire meal talking about all the other good places you've eaten.


-You call home just to find out what your momma'nem are having for supper tonight.


-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Louisiana.




Any of you from Louisiana will know these to be true.

2 comments:

Connie said...

Sounds quaint, honey! I can't pronounce the restaurants though.....
Smooches,
Connie

Joyce said...

Very funny.......I love reading those things because they are always so REAL. HA!